Archive for the ‘Hash Lyrix’ Category

Gang Bang Song

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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When I was younger and in my prime I used to gang bang all the time But now I’m older, turning grey I only gang-bang once a day. Drink it down, down….

Why Was He (She) Born So Beautiful?

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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Why was he (she) born so beautiful, Why was he (she) born at all (at all). He’s (she’s) no fucking use to anyone, He’s (she’s) no fucking use at all. He (she) may be a joy to his (her) mother, But he’s (she’s) a pain in the asshole to me! Drink it down, down, down, [...]

Virgin song

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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Here’s to the virgin , He’s true blue, He’s a Hasher, Through and through, He’s a pisspot, So they say, Tried to go to heaven, But he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down . .

Hashsong(for hurriers)

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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This is a Hash Song.. It isn’t very long . . . Drink it down, down, down…

Shitty Trail (Hare song)

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L Shitty trail (Shitty trail) Shitty trail (Shitty Trail) The motherfuckers set a shitty trail I would rather drink a beer than run this shitty trail, S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L Drink it down, down….

They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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They ought to be publicly pissed on, They ought to be publicly shot, (bang, bang) They ought to be nailed to the shithouse, And left there to fester and rot, Drink it down, down, down . . .

(S)he’s the Meanest

Posted: 20th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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(S)he’s the meanest (S)he’s the horse’s penis (S)he’s the meanest, (s)he’s the horse’s ass. Ever since (s)he found it All (s)he does is pound it (S)he’s the meanest, (s)he’s the horse’s ass. So drink it down, down……

PISS OFF, YA WANK

Posted: 12th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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(Melody – Auld Lang Syne) Piss* off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank, Piss off, ya wank, piss off, Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank, Piss off, ya wank, piss off. * Can be upgraded by +fcuk+

Birthday Song

Posted: 12th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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(Melody – Happy Birthday to You) Happy birthday  fcuk  you, Happy birthday fcuk you, You look like a hasher, And you smell like one too. Drink it down, down, down . . .

International Hash Hymn

Posted: 12th July 2010 by Treesy Rider in Hash Lyrix
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(Melody – Swing Low, Sweet Chariot) Note: gestures accompany words I looked over Jordan and what did I see, Coming for to carry me home, A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home. CHORUS: Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for [...]